HAHA, I loved this. Though for us, Primm is more of the "oh crap, we forgot to gas up before we left Vegas, so let's wait in line for 45 minutes, lose our last $10 on slots, and get whiplash from that damn coaster" stop.
@MuffyStJohn Also, a mile walk down the Vegas Strip might as well be a mile walk through Times Square, except the people are fatter and it's 20-30 degrees warmer.
Maybe you can replace the M&Ms to at least mitigate the damage? These accounts of your financial mishaps are simultaneously endearing and ridiculous.