On What Happens When Rich People Get Divorced

"Now I just want tits on a stick, a blonde wig and someone to tell me I’m great when I get home.” A;OIEHWA;OGIHRS;OAIEHR that sounds like the scariest nightmare like some Mama Bates shit

Posted on July 1, 2013 at 3:09 pm 2

On Temptations

Logan your hair is perfect

Posted on June 11, 2013 at 9:21 pm 2

On The Windows Into Our Souls

Eye contact is like an orgasm in that as soon as you start actively thinking about it you run a high risk of fucking it up

Posted on May 30, 2013 at 10:04 am 2

On TV, A La Carte


Posted on May 24, 2013 at 5:38 pm 0

On A Conversation With a Kyrgyz Schoolteacher About Wedding Customs (And Costs)

@loren smith omg. lake song-kul in naryn is the most beautiful place i have ever been in my life (a lake at the top of an incredibly high mountain range and it literally looks like heaven) - i would say that is the absolute can't-miss for me - there's also a place called jeti-oguz around the big lake in the east of kyrgyzstan, which is towering rocks and waterfalls sandwiched between perfect water and huge snowy mountains - otherwise all of the jailoos (summer pastures) are just overflowing with wildflowers right now, and on a motorbike your badass dad is gonna have a GREAT TIME

Posted on May 20, 2013 at 12:25 pm 0

On A Conversation With a Kyrgyz Schoolteacher About Wedding Customs (And Costs)

@BornSecular this happened like two days ago and i immediately wrote it up and sent it to logan while i was on a german minibus in the mountains. i am still in kyrgyzstan for a few more days and am still accessing the internet via a USB dial-up modem! and i ended up meeting/working with/loving dinara while i was in the peace corps

Posted on May 20, 2013 at 11:33 am 0

On You Made It, But You Can't Sell It

Avery Barkley is such a Dickens character now is he not - the prince turned chimney sweep

Posted on May 13, 2013 at 5:56 pm 0

On Raising Twin Girls, and Building a Future in a New Home

@highjump HAHAHA I just texted Rachel this question so RACHEL COME TELL US

Posted on May 7, 2013 at 11:01 am 0

On The Underground Economy Online

I have to say, I may know someone who may or may not have conducted transactions like this repeatedly about two years ago, and it may or may not have been... easier than anything ever

Posted on May 1, 2013 at 10:59 am 1

On The Love Song of the Banana With Dreadlocks

The only important thing about this piece is the actual face of the stuffed banana

Posted on April 30, 2013 at 10:20 pm 0