Y'all have got to be kidding with all this pat-on-the-back breed of comments. I sweat over every single purchase over $30. Blowing that first $5000 in a fit of exuberance? Fine. Blowing the rest of it? Absolutely unacceptably disgustingly 1%. How embarrassing that we write off irresponsible spending like this as some general right of the young, rather than a total and irredeemable waste.