Because of the boss-around, light-submissive stuff at the top, I immediately thought of the guys who post on craigslist pretty often that they want to clean my house for me while I possibly yell at them. And they will do it for free! But maybe not present the picture of my dream man.
I only remember wanting to lie about my own age -- having a big debate with a friend about whether we should try to get cheaper movie tickets as 12 year olds OR see a PG-13 movie -- or if there was any way we could do both at once! (I don't remember if we were actually 12 or 13.)
A few years ago, I went to Disneyland with several adult women and one small boy, and I would bet his favorite part was the Star Wars Jedi School thing where he got to go onstage and fight Darth Maul. So I get it. It was unclear who in our group had the most fun that day.
@rhinoceranita I will tell that story! But I will not own property until both of my parents are dead. I am 40, well-employed, have paid off my credit cards, and am working on grad school loans still.
@ATF Aw! That's so great.
@TheLifestyleCreep OMG, that's amazing!
"Only $200"??? That sounds like a lot to me! (I don't wear a watch.) Weren't Swatches $35? Thirty years ago?
@Josh Michtom@facebook Hell, even in Queens! I wanted to go to an Outback Steakhouse one time and it was going to be an hour wait. We went to the diner across the street instead.
@Lily Rowan Oh, and the weather. I love the dry heat. Even when it's a million degrees, you can get in the pool and feel awesome.