Proud Purchase of 2012: Prescription Glasses for $15

In 2012 I learned how to make glasses shopping cheap and also not painful (synonyms, basically).

Show Me The Money (JK, Don’t, It’s Scary)

Having money is scary. Not having money is scary. Thinking about money is scary. Spending money, the scariest.

Frugal People Need Spenders Like Money Needs a Wallet

I came to this conclusion early on: two cheap people should never be in a relationship together. When two cheap people get together, they’re never able to embrace the joys of capitalism, and their lives are the more boring for it.

So It Turns Out I’m Pretty Cheap

This is the tragic plight of a middle-class urbanite who was born and bred by cheapskate, suburban parents.