Every Job I’ve Had: Phone Survey Guy, Market Research Dude, and Economist

When I was a kid, I didn’t really have any illusions of being a famous artist or creative type when I grew up. For some reason I had this unexplained fear of starvation (even though I didn’t grew up that poor), so I really just wanted a stable, fairly lucrative career that involved a signing bonus and air-conditioned offices. Below are all the jobs I’ve had on my road to functional adulthood.