I Hired an Esteemed Cat Photographer to Take Photos of My Cat

Chanan is arguably the preeminent cat photography team in the country. The name “Chanan” is a roundabout abbreviation and concatenation of the husband-wife duo’s first names, Richard and Nancy.

Appearing to Be Well Read Not Cheap

The pile of unread publications on my coffee table attests to my knowledge of the names of publications that keep people informed on many and divergent areas of the cultural spectrum.

The Pile Of Coins On My Desk: April 5, 2013

Coinz.

Four Business Practices I Will Adopt From My Fourth-Grade Self …

… When I Eventually Abandon My Moral Compass And Set Out to Claim My Piece of the Pie

Better Lives for Me and for You

We’re gonna make millions.

Guess Who’s Coming to Thanksgiving Dinner (It’s Charlie)

“God damn it, Charlie, go upstairs and take a shower!” were my Dad’s first words to his half-brother when he arrived at our home on Thanksgiving Day, 2004.

Elections Do Have Their Consequences

“Obama’s government has taken all of my money and I am unable to leave you a tip.”

Love My Ride, But Wife Says It Has to Go

Yesterday on portland.craigslist.org, one hundred and sixty-five of the “by owner” car ads contained the word “wife.”

My Last Hundred Bucks: The Swifts Were Great Though, Top Notch Swift Performance

Where’d your last hundred bucks go, William Foster?

Places I’ve Lived: Me and My Squirrel Tail, Together Forever

Where have you lived, William Foster?