All the free food I ate at the DNC, which I got to attend because of nepotism (my dad knows a guy, etc.):

Day 0 (Monday) Bloomberg LINK center • 1 Apple • 1 Nutrigrain bar (also apple) • 3 Potato bites with sour cream and chives

Reception, law firm • 2 mini plates Brazilian-style steak • 2 Maker’s Marks, neat • A shameful, countless number of Brazilian-style cheesy bread puffs  

Reception, PA Delegates • Deviled eggs: 2 with olive slices, 2 with parsley leaves, 1 with unidentifiable red strip of something on top • 2.5 “Angel biscuits” whatever those are with ham and brown sugar sauce that kind of got stuck to each other • 1/3 Jim Beam, neat, because the bartender poured me a lowball glass to its literal rim like he was giving me apple juice • 1 tomato-cheese tartlet