On WWYD: Porn Star BF Asks Porn Star GF to Quit Work Because Love

"Once again, we all do this, we are all in this together, clueless and in pain, like back up dancers in low-budget music videos." Suddenly, my life makes sense.

Posted on September 15, 2014 at 4:22 pm 1

On Thirtysomethings Just As Delusional as Twentysomethings

I feel like I spent my twenties just messing around, trying to pay off an epic medical bill and then figure ou what to do with the rest of my life. Still don't know, so I guess it's "settling for whatever I can get" time.

Posted on September 10, 2014 at 12:00 pm 0

On We're Not Gonna Pay Rent ... By Check

@cryptolect yes! Our slumlord wanted us to do an automatic debit thing, and we said hell no. Subsequent dealing with slumlord has made us feel really good about standing our ground on that one.

Posted on September 8, 2014 at 12:36 pm 0

On Everybody Wants to Do 1 Thing

@RiffRandell Possibly. First we threaten that as a step, and then... ergh. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to court we go :(

Posted on September 4, 2014 at 8:04 pm 1

On Everybody Wants to Do 1 Thing

Work on the lawnmower. And for those of you keeping score at home, still no money of any sort from the dude whose dog attacked mine.

Posted on September 4, 2014 at 1:31 pm 0

On Link Roundup!: Popcorn Secrets; Theme Weddings; Return of the King (Bloomberg)

I'm guessing no one chose to take the Betazoid route when it came to wedding attire.

Posted on September 4, 2014 at 11:52 am 2

On In an Age of Tablets, Are Calculators Still Relevant?

8008 Need I say more?

Posted on September 3, 2014 at 1:02 pm 0

On Two Weddings, One Summer

@snackcarts @snackcarts Just make sure these current friends stay married, since you've already "invested" in them!

Posted on August 29, 2014 at 12:06 pm 0

On 1 Thing: Endless Summer Edition

Did my thing- called the guy whose dog attacked mine. He did not show up with a payment as promised last week, and now we have another bill for muscle damage in her neck. Dude sounded a little put out to be hearing from me again. We shall see if this call has any results.

Posted on August 28, 2014 at 12:20 pm 0

On I'd Do Any One Thing For Love (But I Won't Do That)

@Ester Bloom I am so very much hoping this doesn't turn into a story, but if it does, the Billfold will be first in line to hear my tale of misery.

Posted on August 21, 2014 at 3:55 pm 0