On What Did You Bring For Lunch as a Kid, And How Are We Still Alive?

I was lucky enough to have Lunchables on occasion in elementary school, but more often I brought a thermos containing one small individual serving size of Chef Boyardee meat ravioli, which had been heated up in the morning and wrapped in paper towels to stay warm. I probably also had some string cheese or a granola bar on the side. Sometimes I would have those pre-packaged cottage cheese and fruit combos, which I now find horrifying. By high school, I had scammed my parents into giving me $20 a week to buy school lunches. However, I was also bringing what they believed to be a mid-morning snack of one strawberry Nutrigrain bar, one Yoplait Light yogurt, one single serving Sunny Delight, and a watermelon Tangy Taffy bar. In reality, I would eat this disgusting combo at lunch, occasionally springing for a soft pretzel and a Snapple Peach Iced Tea instead, and pocket the rest of my lunch allowance.

Posted on December 13, 2013 at 4:57 pm 0

On A Trip to the DMV

The key to NYC DMVs is to go first thing in the morning when the lines aren't terrible and the employees aren't completely exhausted/frustrated from a full day of dealing with people like us who don't want to be there. I went in once about two years ago to trade in my expiring out of state license for a shiny (well, matte, actually) new NY license. I didn't have to retake any tests but they did have to snap my picture. I was prepared for a good two hour experience, but I was in and out in about 40 minutes, which seemed fairly reasonable given the number of steps involved and different desks I had been shuffled to. I think I even ended up getting into work early that day.

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 7:16 pm 0

On Taking a Pay Cut

I used to work at a big NYC law firm that paid typical lockstep salary. Earlier this year (after I'd just been upped to a third year associate's salary), I left to work at a very very very small firm that specializes in an area of law that I have always wanted to practice and generally centers around a very small community of lawyers. As is typical in the legal field, I took a HUGE paycut (around $75K - slightly more after bonuses) to work in a specialized field. My hope is that I can transition my work here to an in-house position in my field as soon as possible, which should make up some of the salary difference. It was an incredibly hard decision to make and frankly, I'm still not positive it was the right one, but lots of former BigLaw attorneys will tell you that at a certain point, it just becomes impossible to work at a big firm any longer. Losing associates along the way is built into the law firm model. More than anything, I miss the free espresso machine.

Posted on November 26, 2013 at 12:30 pm 0

On Am I An Adult Woman If I Can't Handle Sephora?

I don't know what the Mormon mom bloggers (Mormoms?) are wearing these days but the NARS matte lip pencil in Red Square literally changed my life. Something about lip color in a pencil form has made it so much more accessible and it never comes off unless like, you are eating a really messy sandwich. Also I'm guilty of being a Bumble and Bumble snob AND the kind of person that carries fancy hand cream in her bag BUT only because Sephora hooked me with free samples and not because I have deluded myself into thinking that I am somehow "put together."

Posted on November 22, 2013 at 4:48 pm 0