So true on the sleeper bus. Some friends and I once took one from Shanghai to Beijing, and not only are the beds so short and narrow that it's impossible to get any sleep, the bus stopped every few hours to pick up seemingly random people along the highway, many of whom wound up sleeping in the aisles in between the beds.
@MrDean What about "dog(s) in grocery cart?" We get that around Brooklyn a lot.
Every story about having a baby should end with "What could possibly go wrong?"
@gyip ConEd is very aggressive about giving you money! They sent me $25 for buying a new air conditioner (I did not get rid of an old one, I bought a brand new electricity-gobbling device) and then a few months later they sent me four brand-new compact flourescent lightbulbs completely free for no apparent reason.
@AitchBee That's the second time today I've heard someone compare a baby to a cat. A woman at my coffee shop handed her baby to her friend, and the friend said "Oh, he weighs just about as much as my cat!"
@Sarah Rain@facebook Amazon card maybe?
@Morbo All of your information is excellent, thank you for the explanations. It is even better because I read it all in Morbo's voice. "NO, THE SYSTEM DOESN'T WORK, PUNY HUMAN."
Ask for that raise!
I just mentally started adding up all the money I've spent on sexy lingerie but had to stop about two poorly fitting bra-and-panty-sets in because I realized that I just do not want to know.
@rhinoceranita Oh wow... I read rhinoceranita's first comment, said "Yeah, that is my experience also!" Then I kept reading... and laughed out loud because I also went to Brown. Is every stereotype about us actually true?