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On Interview Questions, Answered Honestly
Strengths: accounts Weaknesses: eczema
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On What to Get a Baby for His Birthday
@cherrispryte I'm so young and attractive I'm practically a fetus.
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@cherrispryte This is probably what I should've said.
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On What to Get a Baby for His Birthday
@Tuna Surprise Yes! and I only eat bread made from the ground-up bones of peasants. Expensive, but soooo worth it! :)
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@melis <3 you tha cleverest, gurl
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On What to Get a Baby for His Birthday
I considered contributing my share of the restaurant bill. It seemed complicated. So now my plan is that I'll mooch off the good-will of my friends and then one day I'll just get a bunch of money somewhere and give it back to them.
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On What to Get a Baby for His Birthday
I considered paying my taxes. It seemed complicated. So now my plan is that I'll put together a collection of good thoughts for the IRS, and one day, when the collector knocks down my door, I'll have a portfolio of good wishes to share.
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On What to Get a Baby for His Birthday
"So now my plan is that one day I’ll write him a check, a good and big one, equalling years and years of plastic toys not purchased." Ingenious! For $0 you have a plan that allows you to ignore those irritating pangs of conscience that tell you you ought to spend some time and money on a human other than yourself.
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On Interview Questions, Answered Honestly
My first post-college interview was for a retail position (ball so hard) and at one point my interviewer and I had a long, painful exchange about my thesis, which only made sense to me later when I realized that I was talking about the Renaissance epic poem The Faerie Queene and he was talking about Dairy Queen. Incredibly I got the job!