@Gef the Talking Mongoose and one of the dogs has a super-sexy owner but I can never get him to notice me, while the Nice Guy who helps me with the dogs waits in the wings the entire time...
@halloliebchen I love Broad City so much. The roommate sitch with Bevers? Have we not all lived with a Bevers at one point in our lives? OMG.
@garli You walk one dog to the next dog's house, and so on. It's like the Pony Express, but with dogs instead of mail. (I am completely making this up.)
@Theestablishment Some dog walkers walk many dogs at once, so that might cut it down to a reasonable 40-hr work week. What about the bit where dogs only tend to be walked at certain times of day, though? So many questions.
@francesfrances well, there is always DogVacay... ;) (and then I was like "Wait, you were the same commenter who said yesterday that you worked with DogVacay already")
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@garli Wait do you know physics? Are you holding back on your physics knowledge? :) The first time I watched that video I was all "wait, did they get Fred Armisen to be their hoverboard model?"
Calling the bank is THE WORST. Why isn't everyone doing online chat boxes now, please do that so I don't have to call you.
@apples and oranges also I don't think I'd tell Millennials to live in Clarendon in the first place.
@francesfrances I'm so glad it worked for you! It's so hard to tell if a company is going to be scary (like that earlier story about the housecleaning company) or awesome, so I'm glad this one went towards awesome.
These responses are all amazing. THANK YOU.