WARNING: Incorrect Business Cards Circulating! Title Should Read “Editorial Sheriff”

I received my new business cards yesterday.

I’d Like to Give You Money for Your Product, But First Here Are Some Tips

Couple of curious things about this packaging.

Why Is a Candy Bar More Expensive in Manhattan? (Some Theories)

Candy bar at the bodega near my house in Brooklyn: $1. Candy bar at the bodega near my office in Midtown Manhattan: $1.25.

I Once Made Calls With Gusto, Now I Unhappily Make Them With The Gusto II

Matt Powers is maybe a luddite but maybe is not.

Rabies Made Me The Socialist I Am Today

I tried out universal healthcare and it worked great!!1

Convenient Gadgets at the Convenience Store for Your Convenience

Convenience store gadgets.

Customize Your Shoes for Cheap by Completely Ruining Them

If your shoes have holes in them, they need not be trash. You can fix them. I can help.

I Went Home To Surprise My Parents For Their Wedding Anniversary And All I Got Was Free Dinner And Emotional Fulfillment

We surprised our parents. They bought us dinner.

They May Raise Our Coffee Prices, But They’ll Never Take Our Freedom

Local man fights injustice with open letter.

The Chairman of the Board of Matt Powers Reports to Investors

Looking at the second fiscal quarter of 2012 for Matt Powers.

The American Express Customer Service Representative Who Loved Me

Matt Powers is flattered, but not swayed, by American Express’ advances.