@WayDownSouth Haha thank you for your support. Slowly recovering after years of therapy.
This almost moved me to tears / gave me a PTSD episode. I had an experience that involved me renting a car in my hometown and parking it on the street in front of my house so I could get an early start the next day. I woke up only to find the car had been booted due to some asshole who'd rented the car previously and racked up traffic violations. Eight hours and countless friendly chats with Hertz later, I was on my way. When I returned the car a few days later, they didn't seem to think they owed me any sort of discount, which is the only time I've actually raised my voice/screamed hysterically at a customer service rep.