On My Visit to a Life Coach

The more I volunteer in animal welfare, the more I see working for pay in that field as an ironic, "The Moneky's Paw" type punishment for people who love animals.

Posted on June 17, 2013 at 8:47 pm 0

On When You Ask Me If I Can Spare a Dollar

-Am I alone or with a group? How fast is the group moving? Will I get left behind if I stop? -What is the perceived likelihood that I will also get sexually harassed during this charitable transaction? -Have I heard that this guy robs people? -Where is my money? Will I have to open a complicated bag, or reveal other money to access it? -Will I get to leave, or will I still be stuck waiting for the bus/train with this person? -Does this person seem like they intend to rob me? -Is it night time? Are there other people around? -Does this person live on my street and so will this lead to future requests for cash?

Posted on June 13, 2013 at 9:31 pm 1

On The Three Ways I Got Schooled: As a Student, a Teacher, and a Person Trying to Pay Rent

Well, and there's this: if you are a person who reads for pleasure, and so develops decent grammar, spelling, and usage, your takeaway from your K-12 years might be that you are extremely hot shit, and that writing well is a super power. Kids who write clear sentences and who have decent comp skills make teachers' jobs easier, and I think that, say, a well-written in class assignment is such a handy way to show that "yes, this kid gets it!" that some teachers take good written work as a kind personal validation, so really reward kids who write well pretty disproportionately. I had a professor who called the students in my college's locally-famous writing program "writing jocks," and the metaphor kind of holds. Just like student athletes get groomed in a particular way and may be allowed a lot of outs when it comes to academic standards, you get away with EXTREME SHENANIGANS if you're a clever kid who writes well and gets along OK with your teachers. I know I used to be so proud of the way I could effortlessly BS my way through papers, and I also didn't have to study much, and I still got a lot of praise and validation from adults. The Internet has told me that this is a pretty common experience. When it came time to pick schools and majors, super duh, I picked a tiny liberal arts college that came with not just a heavily-endowed English program, but a large cash prize for the graduating senior writer who was The Best, and I was obviously The Best, so I dug in for an English major and a creative writing minor....and now I cut hair and make lattes. .

Posted on June 13, 2013 at 9:25 pm 2

On How Much is Your Phone Bill Each Month?

Guys, I Got Rid of My Smartphone. I paid about $70 for a crappy phone, and bought $100 of credit for minutes and text through Tmobile. This was in late February, and I still have about $35 of credit left. So, let's say it costs me $20/month, plus my dignity.

Posted on June 11, 2013 at 10:20 am 3

On I Hired an Esteemed Cat Photographer to Take Photos of My Cat

I shared this with my whole cat lady group. No reactions yet. I worry they will find it too flippant. I am dying, though.

Posted on May 15, 2013 at 10:32 pm 0

On Next Time You've Got a Craving for Some Cheap Clothes

Specifically, US policies that allow US companies and other companies selling in the US to surmount pesky obstacles like flawed-but-extant US worker protections and environmental regulations killed those girls. You cannot ask people to shop their way out of this one. Whatever twig-based tea cozy I can buy on Etsy will not offset the effects of larger economic policies like this for an effing second.

Posted on May 2, 2013 at 11:01 am 0

On The New $100 Bill Won't Be Circulated in My Wallet

I volunteer at an animal shelter that only accepts cash to get dogs out of dog jail, and they never have change, yet people persist in paying in hundreds. Luckily, I always have wet, crumpled singles and fives from my shampoo girl job, so I can exchange my inconvenient money for different inconvenient money, while nominally helping a quasi-nonprofit agency.

Posted on April 24, 2013 at 10:15 pm 1

On Do You Have a Uniform?

My uniform is, sometimes co-workers bring garbage bags of clothes to the break room for everyone to go through before the clothes get donated or thrown out, so I dress like my co-workers, if my co-workers chose their clothing sizes based on availability rather than fit.

Posted on April 9, 2013 at 8:14 pm 0

On Living on $15,000 a Year

@wallrock Did you have to take your fifty lbs of potatoes to the interview, and if so, do you feel like this affected the outcome?

Posted on April 8, 2013 at 9:59 pm 4

On Ways to Say You Don't Have Any Money Without Saying You Don't Have Any Money

-The wifi at my work is down, so I can't take a picture of my pay check, and I'm not just going to trudge to the bank like an animal.

Posted on April 4, 2013 at 1:44 pm 0