Hi Ben — I saw this ad you posted for a 1-bedroom: (link to ad). When is the move-in date?
All I had to do was quit my job and move on. But for whatever neurotic reason I had, the thought of asking for a meeting with my boss to tell him that I was leaving terrified me.
You have a crush on a person you work with—who is not single.
There is no room in the office refrigerator for your lunch because it’s full of your coworkers old lunches.
Send an email to everyone in the office with the subject line, “Our refrigerator is disgusting” and in the body of the email write, “What should we do about it?”
• The Xbox in the conference room (seriously who has the time to play a meaningful game of anything?)
“Bob,” he says. “If you stay late tonight to work, you can order dinner and expense it.”
When the early days of summer arrived our boss walked around the office and announced cheerfully, “The season of Summer Fridays have arrived! If you are still here at 3 p.m. on Friday, you are doing something wrong.”