On A Friendly Chat With a Rich Person

@Slutface yeah why can't women talk NORMAL like men do why can't they sound SMART AND NORMAL like the normal smart way men talk with their business mouths

Posted on February 7, 2013 at 5:06 pm 6

On 'Good Things Disappear And Bad Things Take Their Place'

I always like to imagine that when people use the old-timey universal "Man" they're just talking about one guy made out of like, 1000 screaming little humans walking around carving poetry into sphinxes and making Culture.

Posted on February 4, 2013 at 6:55 pm 2

On The Deli Person's Mistake

@lizard I WILL NOT BE SACRIFICED FOR THE BILLFOLD COMMENTARIAT'S SOCIOPATHY

Posted on January 30, 2013 at 6:51 pm 0

On The Deli Person's Mistake

@DickensianCat Whoa whoa whoa, it's evil Melis, not "enemy of the people" Melis. All Melises are a friend to the workers of the world.

Posted on January 29, 2013 at 10:55 am 3

On Getting Married, But Without the Wedding

Aww, StuffThings! Congratulations, lil dude!

Posted on January 28, 2013 at 4:58 pm 1

On I Need to Do Everything in My Power Not to Be Poor

@polka dots vs stripes It looks like this is the only comment this person has ever made on the Billfold. Have to wonder who's behind it.

Posted on January 9, 2013 at 6:34 pm 5

On Not All Old People Are the Enemy of Us (Just Some of Them)

The photo selection today is just on point, Logan.

Posted on December 10, 2012 at 2:46 pm 1

On Apt Observations About Trader Joe's

I STILL DON'T HAVE A PHONE THIS IS GETTING ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS

Posted on December 10, 2012 at 1:03 pm 0

On WWYD: Slightly Overcharged

@josefinastrummer No. Truly broke people huddle together in their gutter palaces made of old Crystal Pepsi bottles and set fire to oil-soaked rags in order to propitiate the gods of the harvest. Also they drink Mountain Dew.

Posted on December 5, 2012 at 4:50 pm 1

On Who Pays Writers?

Same here.

Posted on December 3, 2012 at 3:19 pm 1