On The Cost of My Relationships

@aetataureate D'oh! Outed as an OLD.

Posted on April 24, 2015 at 4:15 pm 0

On The Cost of My Relationships

@HelloTheFuture I feel like that's such a guy test. (Or test for guys?) I mean accepting graciously is always a good thing, but then I'd insist on paying for the second date. If they're weird about that: bye.

Posted on April 24, 2015 at 4:02 pm 0

On The Cost of My Relationships

If it makes you uncomfortable why don't you split the check more often?

Posted on April 24, 2015 at 3:42 pm 0

On Say Goodbye To Your Little Friend (Avocado)

@RiffRandell #howgreenisyourblunt

Posted on April 24, 2015 at 3:37 pm 1

On Say Goodbye To Your Little Friend (Avocado)

@RiffRandell Depressing but true. Or we can have a local drugs movement. I only do drugs from a 100 mile radius.

Posted on April 24, 2015 at 3:23 pm 0

On Say Goodbye To Your Little Friend (Avocado)

@may june july People definitely talk about meat/water usage in my circles. Giving up burgers is way easier than giving up avocados.

Posted on April 24, 2015 at 11:49 am 0

On Say Goodbye To Your Little Friend (Avocado)

@RiffRandell Or make all drugs legal and take away the power of the cartels.

Posted on April 24, 2015 at 11:44 am 0

On More Than 88,000 People Apply for 55 Affordable Apartments in "Poor Door" Building

@NoReally Why not just build them a wine bottle shelter in your storage space?

Posted on April 23, 2015 at 4:10 pm 1

On Please Hold: The Next Representative Will Be With You Shortly

@PeggyDear This is why I got married. My husband handles all of it and stays rage free. How? No idea.

Posted on April 23, 2015 at 4:08 pm 0

On My Kind of Retirement

Why is "What do you do?" annoying? People are probably just asking so they can fantasize about how nice it would be to get up on your own schedule and have the entire day ahead of you for things you want to do. Go for a walk and watch Clueless? Sounds way more fun than drive to work, 3 hours of meetings, 18 urgent emails, lunch at the desk, work on a presentation, ect ect.

Posted on April 23, 2015 at 10:38 am 0