My First $100 Spent in the New Year

Where’d your last hundred bucks go, Michelle Crouch?

Bring Back the Debtors’ Prison! Take Me I’m Yours

Debtors’ prison would be open to all, although in the case of credit card, medical, or gambling debt, it would make more sense to declare bankruptcy. So I imagine it would become a kind of intellectual symposium behind bars, the feckless overeducated lifting weights in the yard and discussing Adorno and Arendt in the cafeteria, with the occasional stabbing over who didn’t return what book to the prison library on time.