One time in an interview, and I don't actually know what this was in response to, my answer to a question was, "Well, because I'm not an idiot..." I did not get that job. But joke's on them, because HONESTLY I'M NOT AN IDIOT, I SWEAR.
Well...it sounds like she could get a job photoshopping stuff at least.
best one yet. This is really a shithole parade, congrats!
I also love these! They're fun, personal and interesting. Makes me want to write my own.
@bustedsneakers I had some of those in my last apartment - they were holes that used to be used to run cable up into the apartment. I guess every time the cable company changed, new holes got drilled. Ugh.
I love these stories!
I love that there is a Justin Bieber tag on The Billfold.
By cbrownson on Who Would You Fire?
@caffeinecasualty With an m.
I keep reading the comments and getting all sad that people think they can't make some food. This is like cooking a turkey. Follow directions and you too can enjoy something delicious that you prepared yourself. Do it wrong and you might have a bad dinner or a trip to the ER. I'd rather have home-brewed kombucha from a good cook then store bought. I have friends who make beer, cider, sauerkraut, kimchi, pickles. You can't buy that level of deliciousness on a budget.
By Jake Reinhardt on How to Make Kombucha That Isn't as Good as The Kind You Buy, But Still Works, Almost
Not to mention the anthrax was because people in IRAN were rubbing kombucha ON THEIR SKIN and it was grown in unhygienic circumstances. I could go on. Oh, and the fatality? "During April 1995, cases of unexplained severe illness (including one death) occurred in two persons in a rural town in northwestern Iowa who had been drinking Kombucha tea daily for approximately 2 months." Again, what is essentially kombucha moonshine. So you see, you were talking out of your ass. Anything that is fermented improperly can harbor bacteria that can potentially be harmful to humans. ANYTHING. Key word: improperly. This is in no way related just to kombucha, so I'm not sure why you've gone all "don't drink this crap" on it.