Also, I don't understand what's stopping her from getting blackout drunk and sleeping with people she shouldn't like a "normal" 22-year-old.
I too got my rad job right out of college (sorry, #humblebrag), but fuck me! You will have to rip it out of my cold, dead hands. Who longs to be a barista living with your mom? I mean, honestly.
Pictures! Post pictures!
@barnhouse Thanks for the book recommendation! I pretty much know all the answers to these very basic questions - it's just the thought of spending more than $100 dollars on ANYTHING that scares the bajeezus out of me. I wish investments were like a "choose your own adventure" book where you could read the ending first.
This is terrifying. I'm glad you're able to get treatment and have figured out a way to not bankrupt yourself in the process!
@Siets@twitter Meh, I drank during my chemo treatments (though I don't credit it for kicking my cancer) and I'm not dead. So, yeah.
@wallsdonotfall That would be the SCOBY. So cute!
@Rebecca Pederson@facebook Also I am most influential about Rush Limbaugh, then surgeries, then brownies, then nothing else. I kind of like this.
My Klout score is 50. What does this mean? This seems low.
This was passed around my editorial team today and got a huge round of LOLs/despondent sighs. #tooreal