@Meghan Nesmith@twitter Wait, so where do all the spent dollar bills live? This is a serious question.
@j-i-a "Please, no one wants to read your diary." -my mom's reason for not buying me my own electronic Dear Diary to replace my Baby-sitter's Club diary.
This is hysterical.
What she said.
I hope you went to the bathroom before you left! Expensive baseball game seat bathrooms are so nice.
@BananaPeel Aw, I remember Anthony Ervin. I didn't know he auctioned his medal off. I liked him in 2000 and I like him even more now!
@Megano! I don't know! I would keep my golds.
Why the FUCK is this promo not happening in San Francisco today too?
@Mike Dang Genius.
I think the only way to live in Wyoming is in a slaughterhouse.