On A Conversation With My Dad About His Money and My Lack Thereof

@Meghan Nesmith@twitter Wait, so where do all the spent dollar bills live? This is a serious question.

Posted on March 28, 2013 at 5:04 pm 0

On The Anti-Gift Guide

@j-i-a "Please, no one wants to read your diary." -my mom's reason for not buying me my own electronic Dear Diary to replace my Baby-sitter's Club diary.

Posted on December 5, 2012 at 3:33 pm 0

On The Ballad of Fundsies

This is hysterical.

Posted on September 19, 2012 at 8:03 pm 0

On Marrying Up But Not Giving Up

What she said.

Posted on August 28, 2012 at 10:47 pm 0

On A Whole 'Nother Ball Game

I hope you went to the bathroom before you left! Expensive baseball game seat bathrooms are so nice.

Posted on August 15, 2012 at 9:53 pm 0

On The Actual Real Cost of an Olympic Medal

@BananaPeel Aw, I remember Anthony Ervin. I didn't know he auctioned his medal off. I liked him in 2000 and I like him even more now!

Posted on August 9, 2012 at 3:02 pm 0

On The Actual Real Cost of an Olympic Medal

@Megano! I don't know! I would keep my golds.

Posted on August 9, 2012 at 1:58 am 0

On More Free Things For Owners of Vaginas

Why the FUCK is this promo not happening in San Francisco today too?

Posted on August 8, 2012 at 2:43 pm 0

On How My Job Search Has Been Going

@Mike Dang Genius.

Posted on July 25, 2012 at 5:32 pm 0

On Places I've Lived: A Trailer, the Wilderness and Converted Storage Space

I think the only way to live in Wyoming is in a slaughterhouse.

Posted on July 17, 2012 at 2:23 pm 0