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On My Business Plan: Apples & Water
@Bill Fostex Monopoly in not just a board game, you tyrant.
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On My Business Plan: Apples & Water
I'm going to open a stand right next door that sells apples and water. My stand will sell apples and water for $.75 each. My supplier will be the lame stand next door who is selling the apple/water combo pack for $1.50. No! I'll buy one all-you-can-drink water and sell my refills for $.25. I'll have cups for rent @ $.25/hour.
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On How to Lose All Your Money in Vegas Without Gambling A Dime
The only alcohol that should be purchased in Vegas is the three-foot margarita tube. Everything else can be gratis.
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On My Last Hundred Bucks: Beer, Condoms, and Ciggies
You had to pump your own gas? That's a badass survival story if I heard one.
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On Girls and the Hot Mess
@cuminafterall I'm definitely more of the TCOB type of gal. But, I was always a little jealous of my hot mess of a roommate. She had no money, but every single beauty product ever invented and a closet to kill for. She would bounce out of bed at 2am to go make out with a dude in his car--and subsequently get locked out of the house. She quit her job because they wouldn't give her time off for SXSW. Looking back, I'm glad that I rubbed off on her more than she rubbed off on me.
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On The Economics of a Part-time Drug Dealer
I was hoping for variable costs and the law of diminishing returns. But this was good, too. How did Jeff find such a discrete drug dealer who happened to be willing to do an interview with a stranger? ... Unless...?
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On Thirteen Ways to Lose a Debit Card
When I dropped a credit card down the elevator shaft, I decided that the card would expire long before someone found it & the universe was telling me to pay it off and close the account.
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On Can I Borrow Some Money to Buy You a Present?
Logan stresses me out like no other. It's like watching the bad singers audition for American Idol. It's a full-body cringe--even my sphincter tightens.
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On My Dad Checks In As Tax Day Approaches
Yikes. Be a grownup. If you can't and are doing a bunch of 1099 work, you should be paying your taxes quarterly. Just do it. It's nice.
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On Things I'll Give Up for Free Internet Access in My Hotel Room
I always thought that only Vegas charged for Internet access (because they want you out of the room and in the casino). In related news, I need to get out more.