@bgprincipessa Seriously they charge like $2.15 for guac at my Chipotle. But of course we all know a burrito without guac is really a glorified wrap filled with sadness.
I didn't. Piracy or death.
@MuffyStJohn (I kid, I kid, they're totally naming their daughters James and their sons Rudolph now.)
@tea for all They're called the 1%. Tomorrow we will read an article featuring them complaining about how they can barely afford Maddeysuhn and Jeydern's private school tuition next month after they've made the payment on their Bentley.
@AitchBee 1) I hope you're feeling OK today; depression is a terrible bitch. 2) Tell me more about these sad pants. Are they special pants you wear when you're feeling down? Because if so I want a pair.
@stuffisthings Is it weird that I clicked this article mostly to hear whatever meta-economic commentary you would have for me, complete with links and fabulous inflation-adjusted numbers? You are a tease.
@swampette@twitter Let's also remember that toll booth operators are public employees who get better pay and benefits than they would receive in a comparable customer service position in the private sector. They are paid handsomely for being bored all day. (Not that there's anything wrong with being paid a living wage or receiving benefits, it's just that if I know you have a pension plan and you're earning roughly the same hourly wage as me, and you still try to steal my $.40, I am less likely to cut you slack.)
Reason #1 to go to Five Guys: bacon egg and cheese breakfast sandwich (preferably with tomatoes, grilled onions, and jalapenos). TOP THAT SHIT IN-N-OUT.
@vicky austin I have to admit that I don't "get" Shake Shack. It's the cost of a Five Guys burger with In-And-Out quality. 5GUYS4EVA
This is exactly why I don't own a printer. My last attempt at installation ended in tears.