By @fo on No Discounts for Millennials

"If I made a list of things that probably would never come into existence, a discount for millennials would be on that list." Um, so wrong Mike Dang. There absolutely *will* be discounts for millenials, but they don't start until January 1, 2047, and roll into existence daily thereafter for about 18 years, until all the millenials get a discount. So, you'll have to put that one on a different list.

Posted on May 21, 2013 at 6:41 pm 2

By Wilgrims on No Discounts for Millennials

Not to be that guy...who doesn't live there...buuuut in Europe, usually things have discounts until you are 26, whether you are a student or not. Helping the old AND young is not impossible (well, unless your labor coalition is wrecked by financial betting)!

Posted on May 21, 2013 at 4:40 pm 2

By stuffisthings on An American in Israel, Navigating Credit

Well one annoying thing about this in the UK is that banks would offer really appealingly huge overdrafts to students. Then once they find out you've graduated (and don't have a job, of course, because grr David Cameron) they cut it back to 100 pounds and you have to immediately pay off the other 1,900 or face huge fees. Banks: always finding new and unique ways to be assholes!

Posted on May 15, 2013 at 4:50 pm 2

By stuffisthings on I Hired an Esteemed Cat Photographer to Take Photos of My Cat

You know you've got a good story when a trip to the sensory deprivation tank is completely glossed over and ignored and the reader doesn't care.

Posted on May 14, 2013 at 1:57 pm 12

By honey cowl on I Hired an Esteemed Cat Photographer to Take Photos of My Cat

This is the besssttttttt! I love William Foster! Please become the Billfold's third co-editor. Right meow.

Posted on May 14, 2013 at 1:52 pm 5

By CLhere on I Could Have Been a Great Opera Singer, If I Were Rich

@LookUponMyWorks Been trying to come up with a good one, but now it's after 5pm anyways and I hope you get to go home! UMmmmmm lemme get back to you. Basically all my stories end in making out with someone.

Posted on May 3, 2013 at 5:49 pm 2

By honey cowl on Spring Break

"I forgot how I ended up watching From Justin To Kelly but I know it was free: The Mike Dang story"

Posted on March 20, 2013 at 12:39 pm 7

By Emma Peel on My Sick Secret: Elderberries

Logan, someday you may work somewhere that wants you to use LESS CAPS and more "actual tags" and fewer QUESTION MARKS and EXCLAMATION POINTS but... please never ever change.

Posted on January 15, 2013 at 5:43 pm 7

By BananaPeel on Flight Attendants Reveal All

"Taking your computer or a newspaper into the lav is a problem because it means you'll be occupying longer than you should. Don't do it." Computer??? Who are these people?

Posted on January 8, 2013 at 11:14 pm 2

By wearitcounts on Travel the World By Not Paying Rent

@LO i have a friend who lives like this. when he's around home base, sometimes he crashes with me or i cook him a meal or two over the course of a week. but he's also like a brother to me, and anytime he's off exploring fun, interesting places, i always have a guaranteed vacation spot to crash, full-time transportation, and the most fun tour guide ever, also for free. so, provided you have the time and opportunity to cash in on the favors, it can be a pretty sweet trade-off.

Posted on November 19, 2012 at 1:28 pm 4