Dude I legit want that dress. It is fantastic.
...also this is exactly what happened to me when I was briefly rich, only I lived at the beach, and instead of a leather vest, it was a lambswool one. And a rabbit fur one. And some $490 on on clearance Ralph Lauren canvas jeans that I do not think I will ever be able to wear again because they are actually smaller than my hips. I have no idea how I got them on in the first place, much less convinced myself that they fit. Alas.