@spectacularisms Not to mention your bonus being contingent on the number of hours you bill, which encourages you to be less efficient.
The only time we were allowed sugary cereal was on vacations, because my parents would buy those like, multi-pack of mini boxes, and my siblings and I would split them up. As the oldest/a martyr I ate a lot of frosted mini-wheats and Honey Nut Cheerios while my siblings squabbled over Smacks and Froot Loops.
I mean, the "being friendly" thing is total bullshit. How come I don't see any of these "friendly" dudes saying hi to other men, to children, etc., after they've finished shouting 'HEY BABY' at me? You're friendly, but you're only friendly to young women?
@ccq Agreed, but if you're going to make up Fake Understanding Husband, can't you give Fake Spendy Wife some lines too?
@ThatJenn They worked it out, though!
@Ester Bloom Ahh, so true!
Ahh, this was so relatable and so well-written! I constantly have to fight my desire to hide all my money under a mattress and insulate it from all risk (except, you know, theft and inflation and...). Now I only look at my retirement funds, investments, etc., once every three months, which is course correction in completely the opposite direction. How do people stay so sanguine about losses in the market?!
This may not help you, Mike, since it sounds a bit different than your symptoms, but I'm hoping there's at least some other poor insomniac who might see themselves in this! I also used to wake up at 3 every morning, always. I was also often very thirsty. I eventually went to an ENT for an unrelated reason and found out that I had severe acid reflux (I'm young, female, and thin, so I would have never considerd it before) that was keeping me up and disrupting my sleep cycle. (My ENT said that acid reflux is really underdiagnosed outside of certain populations, for what it's worth.) I stopped eating about 3 hours before I planned to lie down, and stopped drinking anything about an hour before that. It helped SO MUCH. My life is totally different now. Certainly stress was impacting the acid reflux (and I'm sure the insomnia in its own way) but this was an easy change that totally turned things around. Hope this helps someone, and that you get yours figured out soon!
Ah! I had always wondered how these got produced - this was very interesting! The version of this in my office elevator is called “Captivate” which I don’t know whether to be laugh or be afraid of. Were they like, “okay, we want to refer both to people being engaged with our programming, AND being trapped watching it? OKAY GOT IT.”
@Aconite Right? Sallie Mae doesn't accept second-hand chocolate and hand-written letters, as far as I know.