On Taking the Other Way Home

I have grown to really enjoy these conversations, since I feel like I have a Mike side and a Logan side within me, and lo, here are the conversations I have with myself in my brain, but OUTSIDE of my brain!

Posted on December 8, 2012 at 10:27 am 0

On Raising a Glass While Pregnant

BUT IS IT SAFE FOR PREGNANT WOMEN TO EAT MIKE DANG'S ASPARAGUS LASAGNA?????

Posted on December 4, 2012 at 3:14 pm 10

On Sipping on Water and Juice

I used to roll with cool Mormons, who would come to bars, get soda or club soda (with lime, hard core!) and they'd always tip a buck. I think if you were sitting by yourself sipping NA drinks it'd be weird, but if you're with a group of people who are buying alcohol? Not a big deal if you're tossing down a buck now and then. One of my BFFs is a bartender. One of the regulars at the bar she works at would come in with his friend who never ordered anything, ate her dinner (that she brought) at the bar, and had the bartender give her glasses of water. Never bought anything or tipped at dime. Every week. For many hours. At a very, very small bar. After a while, my friend the bartender had to say, look, I like you, I like [regular], but any other bartender would have had you out on your ass so long ago. She started dropping some cash now and then after that.

Posted on December 1, 2012 at 9:02 pm 0

On Structure, Consistency, Accountability

CITIZENS FOR MIKE DANG'S ASPARAGUS LASAGNA RECIPE

Posted on December 1, 2012 at 8:52 pm 5

On How To Get Away With Being Bad At Your Job (Service Edition)

What on earth has happened in the comments in this post??

Posted on November 25, 2012 at 12:17 pm 2

On Counterpoint: No, This Is How You Tip

THANK YOU

Posted on October 12, 2012 at 1:01 pm 0

On On Leaving Too Much

@Porphyritic "Don't work in that industry." Ah, yes! Because the job market is so flushed right now and full of opportunities.

Posted on October 12, 2012 at 11:53 am 4

On On Leaving Too Much

The "little secret between you and your waiter" will be your waiter rolling his eyes about what a tightwad you are.

Posted on October 12, 2012 at 10:55 am 13