I have grown to really enjoy these conversations, since I feel like I have a Mike side and a Logan side within me, and lo, here are the conversations I have with myself in my brain, but OUTSIDE of my brain!
BUT IS IT SAFE FOR PREGNANT WOMEN TO EAT MIKE DANG'S ASPARAGUS LASAGNA?????
I used to roll with cool Mormons, who would come to bars, get soda or club soda (with lime, hard core!) and they'd always tip a buck. I think if you were sitting by yourself sipping NA drinks it'd be weird, but if you're with a group of people who are buying alcohol? Not a big deal if you're tossing down a buck now and then. One of my BFFs is a bartender. One of the regulars at the bar she works at would come in with his friend who never ordered anything, ate her dinner (that she brought) at the bar, and had the bartender give her glasses of water. Never bought anything or tipped at dime. Every week. For many hours. At a very, very small bar. After a while, my friend the bartender had to say, look, I like you, I like [regular], but any other bartender would have had you out on your ass so long ago. She started dropping some cash now and then after that.
CITIZENS FOR MIKE DANG'S ASPARAGUS LASAGNA RECIPE
What on earth has happened in the comments in this post??
@Porphyritic "Don't work in that industry." Ah, yes! Because the job market is so flushed right now and full of opportunities.
The "little secret between you and your waiter" will be your waiter rolling his eyes about what a tightwad you are.