On 2 Ways to Interpret: "Well, My Parents Pay My Phone Bill, So"

What about "3. 'My parents want to make sure I don't have a good excuse for not calling them.'"?

Posted on June 12, 2013 at 5:32 pm 6

On Melting Glaciers, But the Wine is Great!

Once you crush 'em And you bruise 'em Pour 'em in a champagne flute Oh, the grapes of Brixton

Posted on April 30, 2013 at 3:04 pm 1

On For Work and For Play

But your plain shirt is your uniform, not something you wear with your uniform...

Posted on April 11, 2013 at 5:02 pm 0

On Americans Have No Concept of Time

Clearly they didn't talk to enough lawyers.

Posted on October 23, 2012 at 4:21 pm 1

On Unraveling Midtown's Salad Pricing Conspiracy

Overpriced avocado is what drove me away from Midtown salad. What's the point of the salad otherwise?

Posted on August 31, 2012 at 11:00 am 0

On They May Raise Our Coffee Prices, But They'll Never Take Our Freedom

But look at the graph! The right side's got to be 10 times higher than the left side...

Posted on August 27, 2012 at 6:29 pm 0

On I've Waited My Whole Life For This Opportunity

The Nazis would go only if the movie were entirely transported, time-wise. And I'm not sure we want that...

Posted on August 22, 2012 at 12:02 pm 0

On H.P. Lovecraft on Eating Cheap

So exactly which variety of sugar was Mr. Lovecraft consuming? Maltose? Lactose?

Posted on August 21, 2012 at 2:13 pm 2

On On Generic Medication

@redheaded&crazy - That last part's the killer (perhaps literally): Under current law, as long as the generic company's using the same label as the branded company, you can't sue them for failure to warn about risks if their product harms you--and you'd have no claim against the branded product, either, since you didn't take it.

Posted on June 6, 2012 at 10:47 am 0

On On Taking Time Off in the Middle of the Workday

But you didn't ask us if you could take off time during the middle of the day...

Posted on May 16, 2012 at 1:51 pm 0