On Rich People in Paris

I just spent about twenty minutes on the Ritz website giggling at the amenities listed for the Imperial Suite. Oh, thanks for the free Wifi. And bathrobes! There's a minibar, but you can PICK the fifty items you want it stocked with. Um, for $17K, I would kind of expect my beverages to be comped.

Posted on July 5, 2012 at 1:35 pm 0

On Sometimes Things Stay The Same, Unfortunately

@Jolie Kerr Dyson or Miele? Let's both answer at the same time!

Posted on April 10, 2012 at 4:53 pm 0

On Sometimes Things Stay The Same, Unfortunately

LOGAN, WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO PAYPAL YOU SIXTEEN DOLLARS? Also, yay, Emily Books.

Posted on April 10, 2012 at 4:49 pm 2

On More Than $1K Worth of Clothes I'll Never Wear Again

@Cat Ballou Mad. Cute.

Posted on April 10, 2012 at 4:16 pm 1

On More Than $1K Worth of Clothes I'll Never Wear Again

Oh, God, Emily! At least your ill-advised clothing is mostly cute and fungible? What if you'd spent $200K on crack? Ask Bill Clegg!

Posted on April 10, 2012 at 4:15 pm 2

On Expensive Dog Surgery Worth It, Say People Who Have Paid For Expensive Dog Surgery, Ridiculous, Say People Who Opted Not To Pay For Expensive Dog Surgery

The age and quality of life stuff is key. At this point (he's almost 15), we wouldn't do it. I mean, I certainly hope we wouldn't, but I also hope it never comes up. Once your dog is 15, you just hope that you'll wake up one morning and he won't. In, you know, another four years.

Posted on April 9, 2012 at 6:57 pm 1