@muggles Exactly! Obviously I like being nice and centered in the theater, but I also don't want to sit right next to anybody (unless it's sold out and there's no choice) and I don't want to sit near overly talky people or people who text the entire time, so the freedom to get up and move is very important to me.
@faustbanana I know! I was expecting to her be some kind of evil robot and she was actually awesome! Such a wonderful twist.
Last bill was $45.32, which is a little on the high side for me. I live alone in a one bedroom apartment. Heat and water are included in the rent.
@EvanDeSimone Let me know what you find out! Drunk friend on the couch is not a permanent solution, and though they went away during the winter I'm afraid they're going to come back this summer.
@EvanDeSimone Are they house centipedes? I once had a giant bug in my apartment that fit the "really fast and looks like an evil feather" description. I woke up my drunk friend sleeping on my couch and made her kill it for me. She said "eh that's nothing, I've seen huger in my old house" and then she told me it was a house centipede. I'd google to confirm but there is no fucking way I'm doing that right before lunch.
@calamity I'm in the same boat. I'm on my parents' Verizon family plan (iPhone 5, 2G data, unlimited texts, idk how many minutes because who TALKS on the phone?) and I pay my dad $40 whenever one of us remembers (which is usually when my weaselly younger sister reminds him).
@polka dots vs stripes 6 of us. :(
@WayDownSouth I think Betsy was actually the one who wrote the initial "I fucked up" mess and Logan was the one who wrote the long response. The ideas still stand, but I just want to make sure Logan gets credit as the advice-giver, as opposed to the receiver.
Congrats Logan! My One Thing was to call my hairdresser and make an appointment for Saturday. Now that I have a short haircut that isn't as forgiving as longer hair when it grows out, I finally understand why Mike gets so many haircuts.
@LookUponMyWorks I want to set her ex on fire just a little bit. I mean, I understand she can't just spend all of her time frothing with rage because she's busy taking care of things, but this made me really mad on her behalf.