On The Woman We Hired to Help Us Communicate With Our Cat

@Bill Fostex In that case, please have him send my regards to Mr. Sassy.

Posted on June 25, 2014 at 9:41 pm 1

On The Woman We Hired to Help Us Communicate With Our Cat

KICKSTARTER FOR A TELEPATHIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN BRENDA AND MR. BISCUIT

Posted on June 25, 2014 at 4:15 pm 5

On The Problem With Being a 'Regular'

@bgprincipessa Haha, well, I live in a near constant state of anxiety about EVERYTHING. But admittedly I seem to be okay with ordering stuff. The reason I want to encourage people is because these elaborate...ruses? workarounds? whatever you want to call them seem totally unnecessary. Asking for what you want does not make you an inconsiderate jerk. I honestly think most establishments would encourage you to do the same.

Posted on February 26, 2014 at 4:04 pm 2

On The Problem With Being a 'Regular'

I'm not really a regular anywhere, so it's possible I just don't understand the social delicacy of this situation, but I think you guys should just ask for what you want and not feel bad about it. Good grief!

Posted on February 26, 2014 at 1:47 pm 1

On How Much Should the Dentist Cost?

@TaraB Thanks for the info! Can't believe some of your stupid lazy patients had the gall to complain about your total lack of empathy and self-righteous nightmare tone. :(

Posted on January 30, 2014 at 2:20 am 6

On Some Facts and Figures Regarding the Changing of One’s Legal Name

Oh my gosh. This is excellent.

Posted on October 11, 2013 at 11:10 pm 0

On The Hustle of a Matchmaker in New York

"And so the first party I threw was called Date My Friends. So for $10, you could go to a party and meet 60 of my friends." Cool party! Cool interview with a nightmare person.

Posted on August 20, 2013 at 4:27 pm 6

On Will Work for Food

Broccoli and tomatoes?!?

Posted on August 15, 2013 at 2:02 pm 0

On Here's What You Spend on Groceries Each Week

Hey Mike (or anyone who answered around $50/week or less), just wondering what your list or menus typically look like? I don't track what I spend (though I def. will now), but $50/week sounded surprisingly low to me. The general buying patterns people talked about in the patterns looked a lot like my own, yet I feel like I'm spending way more.

Posted on May 23, 2013 at 11:30 am 0

On I Hired an Esteemed Cat Photographer to Take Photos of My Cat

This is the best thing I've seen on the Internet all year. Maybe ever.

Posted on May 14, 2013 at 4:05 pm 1