On High School Job to Consider: Being a Narc

I always get carded when I buy alcohol in glasses and sweats. I basically got a congratulations last time! Oddly enough I probably could have done this in high school, I looked like a freaking 30 year old woman.

Posted on August 17, 2012 at 12:45 pm 0

On The Tour Bus Drivers of America

The best part of this is how it confirms that Creed is actually The Worst.

Posted on August 17, 2012 at 9:42 am 1

On In Conversation With My Friend, a Prostitute

@City_Dater Well they would like to, but ladies ain't buying.

Posted on August 16, 2012 at 6:19 pm 1

On Hot Tips for Restaurant Week

I think Toronto might have something similar in the fall?

Posted on August 16, 2012 at 5:30 pm 0

On In Conversation With My Friend, a Prostitute

If I were even remotely attractive enough, I would be an escort in a hot minute.

Posted on August 16, 2012 at 3:00 pm 0

On Sir, You Cannot Sit Next to These Children

@sony_b I think the only solution is kid only airlines? With major background checks on all crew.

Posted on August 16, 2012 at 2:57 pm 0

On Why I Live Alone (A Roommate Story)

And no one ever said anything to her? C'mon. Yes, it would have been momentarily embarassing, but getting to keep a cheap huge room in New York City would be worth it.

Posted on August 16, 2012 at 11:38 am 0

On Betting on Death

If only Walter White knew! That is seriously pretty atrocious though.

Posted on August 16, 2012 at 11:30 am 0

On Sir, You Cannot Sit Next to These Children

I'm assuming it must have happened before for them to have this policy to begin with? OR they accidentally sat kids next to a registered sex offender and didn't know? I mean it sucks, but I'm sure they had a good reason.

Posted on August 16, 2012 at 11:23 am 1

On But Wait, Now How Will I Discover Terrible New Dining Establishments I'll Visit Once And Never Return To?

@j-i-a Oh man, this just sounds like someone fucking with Groupon, and because Groupon is terrible, they didn't even call them on it.

Posted on August 15, 2012 at 12:25 pm 0