@Megano! I would like to either send them on a trip of a lifetime, OR I read about this thing on The Bloggess where you can rent a sloth for several hours. I would like to be in a position in life where I could rent my loved ones a sloth.
@melis Truth. I guess I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm self-aware that I seem kind of terrible? It's like those people on WhiteWhine who say something horrible and then "haha #whitewhine!" and still end up on the site.