@honey cowl we have a poster on our kitchen wall: "COFFEE: a reason to live again" #sorrynotsorry
The fuck? Absolutely not. Coffee is the reason I'm alive. It makes me incredibly happy and, like someone above, fixes all the crabbiness problems I had before I started drinking it. The $1000 a year or so is TOTALLY WORTH IT. I will refrain from sharing my opinions about soda of any kind because people above say that they love it.
@Meaghan O'Connell wait no I totally misread. I thought I needed 10k to be richer than the average, but nope, I need 75k, which HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If retirement accounts are included I am richer than the average millennial! If they're not, no such luck.
Move to Seattle. We have no sense of style (which I LOVE) and crocs are totally acceptable. I would recommend learning to drive though, because there are so many wonderful places to go in our state.
@meatballsub Wait you guys have a separate hair washer??
Mike!!! Take a cab.
@oiseau Pleeeeeeease write about this!
@JNC Musings Factory My dear parents have had the same cleaning lady the last 15 years (even during the recession where they couldn't really afford her, but didn't want her to lose her job too). They pay her the same rate every 2 weeks, and then tip her at Christmas. But she is an independent cleaning lady, not with any company or anything, just herself and sometimes her son comes too.
Could you hire Jenny directly without her getting in trouble with her company? They probably have a policy against that. But she's awesome and she deserves it.