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On Happy Hour Makes Us Happy
How about Zeitgeist in San Francisco? Happy Hour Monday thru Fri from 9 in the damn morning till 8? Eh? And the best bratwurst I've tried outside the winter wonderland that is the Midwest! How about that? Try that on for size?
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On My Boozey Beverage Secret
Liquor over beer, more punch and less paunch.
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On H.P. Lovecraft on Eating Cheap
A van cut me off last week on the freeway. It had one of those vanity license plate holder things that said "Alumni - Miskatonic University." I pulled up along side of the van because, dammit, I just had to. Was the driver a cadaverous, impeccably dressed relic? Nah, it was Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons.
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On Successful People Take Naps And You Should Too
I take a nap in our underused conference room appx every three hours. My suit jacket for a pillow, spread out like a starfish, the whole nine...zzz
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On HIV Tests for Everyone! You Get an HIV Test! And You Get an HIV Test!
I think I'd be more at ease purchasing this than I am purchasing condoms, strangely enough.
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On I'm Not Saying I'm a Gold Digger, But You've Got to Be Able to Buy Your Own Beer
Jeebus! Just thinking of how many multiple rounds I've bought on GROUP dates...And without throwing out, "What, no kiss?"