limenotapple it definitely sounds terrible and I'm sorry it's happening to you.
@WorkinHardBrother you are bad and you should feel bad.
Why does every shitty start-up have those fucking helicopters. (This sounds terrible and I'm sorry you had to go through it.)
limenotapple -- make her put every request in writing?
"But that all of it is there would make Jack Donaghy throw a drink at me." --- I remember the scene where Liz Lemon was like "I have twelve grand in my checking account" and Jack says "what are you, an immigrant?" Um, writing it out makes it sound incredibly racist and classist BUT I relate to you/her and I loved this post.
@HelloTheFuture I am so glad you did this post, I was super-curious after your comment about not having a kitchen the other day! Thank you for sharing!
@HelloTheFuture Your apartment doesn't have a kitchen! You really buried the lede, here.
@lisaf me too! I mean, no, I am not trying to get my dinner dishes done before your tea is heated (that would be creepy) but two minutes of cleanup after a sandwich (even a complicated one) is definitely more along the lines of what happens over here.
If you are counting the time that you spent shopping and making the sandwich into your costs I think you have to include the time you spend transporting yourself to Jimmy John's, unless the $10 figure includes delivery. (Edited to add: it does include delivery, carry on!) Also, sandwich tips: slice your tomato MUCH thinner, get better bread and press on the sandwich (just with your hands! really!) to settle the ingredients into each other (making it less likely they will fall everywhere when you pick it up).