Is There a Wrong Way to Make Money Writing? Is There a Right Way to Go Broke Writing?

Over the years it has been beaten into me that it is unequivocally better to have no publication credits than it is to publish something on your own.

Homers and Purple Squirrels

You mean, careercriminal?

Places I’ve Lived: “Living Alone Encourages Bad Habits and Interrogations”

Chung’s Dorm, Groton, Mass., (Room and board)
I was the last resident to move into this slim triple at the end of the downstairs hall, so I got the top bunk and the awkward desk. The phone was right outside our room. I tried to avoid it, as there was not much good news to report.

Save on Heating and Cooling Costs with Thermostats and YOU

Thermostats and you are a money-saving dream team.

Talking About Talking and Writing About Money, With Benjamin Anastas

Michael McGrath talks with author Benjamin Anastas about his new memoir.

Reasonable Purchases That Would Probably Trigger a Fraud Alert From My Bank

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Interview Techniques (As of Yet Unsuccessful)

“My thoughts drifted to past interviews. The time I made a joke about hair plugs to a man with hair plugs. My brief chat with the grisly manager of a motorcycle bar. The putty grin of a Cutco representative.”

My Storage War

Yes, I had a storage unit for two years. It held a mattress and box spring, an old television, a few pieces of tattered hand-me-down grad school furniture and sagging cardboard filled with kitchenware and books and computer speakers.