@Ester Bloom They're like, "You live in Sharky?" and you cram dollar bills in their mouths as you walk toward the saltwater lagoon.
Oh god I want that Shark Key life so badly so badly so badly
Everyone's remarks on this are totally winning, including sad original tumblr cusser, who changed her name to something contrite and appropriate like "sorry and embarrassed." Aw, I forgive you.
MEAGHAN this has been the ultimate shitshow workday for no reason. Here, I got you a topical gif.
I feel like a deadbeat because I'm about to re-start my savings account from $0. These savings stories are all really inspiring!
@mary_garth Is it?? YESsssss
@ECW You can apply Hax's advice in reverse here: Maybe if the couple weren't comfortable or willing to share a reason, you aren't really close. Weddings are a great sorter in that way too. And in a situation like that, given the choice between feeling seriously injured by someone's behavior or asking about it, I'd choose to ask outright, "Why can't you make it?"
Let's see. Friday night, $2 for a soda. Saturday spent about $20 on takeout sushi and then $15 later on takeout dinner. Sunday I spent $10 on parking at an event then $10 on fast food later! So I spent about $60 total and that's about what I'll make back for working Saturday. BOOM
@calamity "Baguette, yoga, library, drinks" sounds like a great memoir title/life routine.
@PicNic Oof. Sorry about your roommate :(