Wedding season is expensive. I’m happy for all y’all’s love but this shit expensive.
• I have to check my bank account and like idk if I can do it
And other things to consider.
Always top with shaved Parmesan for office kitchen clout.
• A necklace from Etsy with her birthstone as a charm and my first initial as a charm so we would always be together. I thought that was cute. But it was very short, like a choker, so she doesn’t wear it because shes not in The fucking Craft.
• One million items of clothing and accessories that I thought would be relevant to her, but ended up being too small, too big, wrong color and promptly returned, with the refund returned to me, because she hates when I spend money on her.
• $30 gift card to LOFT (she loves LOFT)
Did u know that an exam at planned parenthood is NINETY BUCKS
This is dumb. Sex is dumb. Why does it have to cost $90?
I just thought planned parenthood was supposed to be like $5
Dollar menu sexual health
Woahwoahwoahwoah woah woahhhhhhhh. Woah. Let’s not do something we’re going to regret now, Sprint.
Multitasking with a haircare.
A poem about a Groupon.