Chanan is arguably the preeminent cat photography team in the country. The name "Chanan" is a roundabout abbreviation and concatenation of the husband-wife duo's first names, Richard and Nancy.

"Years of despair."

Yesterday on portland.craigslist.org, one hundred and sixty-five of the "by owner" car ads contained the word "wife."

Where have you lived, William Foster?

The pile of unread publications on my coffee table attests to my knowledge of the names of publications that keep people informed on many and divergent areas of the cultural spectrum.

... When I Eventually Abandon My Moral Compass And Set Out to Claim My Piece of the Pie

Where’d your last hundred bucks go, William Foster?

Coinz.

"God damn it, Charlie, go upstairs and take a shower!" were my Dad's first words to his half-brother when he arrived at our home on Thanksgiving Day, 2004.

Self-talk your way to success.