“For five hundred dollars, I’ll write for Hitler,” she says. “Five hundred dollars when you’re starving and you’ve got a car payment due? Here’s what I’m saying: ‘You go through any door that opens.’ In the beginning, you go through the doors. You don’t know which is going to be the one.”

—Joan Rivers on Fresh Air. Rivers is 79 and has a new book out about things she hates (I Hate Everyone—Starting With Me). Two years ago when A Piece of Work came out,  I was totally blown away by how much this lady works (she works a LOT).  She doesn’t say no  to anything and just hustles.  How do you do it? Is it a pill you take? A certain yoga pose? Joanie I love youuuuuu show me the wayyyyyyyy.