Too Bad, Santa

The WSJ’s Marketwatch reports on job prospects for Santa impersonators. Some highlights:

Organizations That Actually Exist Santa School in Calgary, Alberta

The Kringle Group, an agency in Riverside, Calif., with over 2,200 Santas on its books

The 860-member Fraternal Order of Real-Bearded Santas

Terrible Puns “The prospects for many of the men in red suits is Ho-ho-hopeless.”

“If they think they can hide behind a beard and a fat suit, they’ve missed the sleigh.”