The Old Expired Student ID Scam

Tyler Coates often uses his expired grad school ID to save money, because he is smart and thrifty (“I have no shame, because I also don’t have a lot of money”). (He is not alone!)

While in line to buy play tickets this weekend, he encountered an old-student-ID-user’s worst nightmare—a ticket clerk who actually cares about rules and regulations, ugh. Tyler made it out alive with student tickets in hand(no expiration date on his ID, so lucky ) but a woman in front of him was REJECTED.

I lost my student ID many years ago, but I would never have ever used it to for EXACTLY THIS REASON, even though this is the first time I’ve ever heard of this happening, ever ever ever. Ever.

Louis C.K. Wins Again

Louis C.K. makes some more money.

Three Bus Tickets

1. Last year Greg and I are gchatting and he says, “I just got a Facebook message from J.” He’s an old friend from high school; neither of us have talked to him in years.  ”He’s asking me to buy him a bus ticket. But something doesn’t sound right. This message is erratic, weird. He says the cops have his wallet and also stole his laptop? Also, why is he asking me?”  Maybe it’s a real emergency, I suggest.  Or something else. “Drugs?” I ask. “I don’t know,”  he says. He goes back and forth. I decide I’ll buy the bus ticket, whatever, end this little conversation and everyone’s questions right now, move on from speculating whether our long lost friend is in crisis and actually needs our help, or has hit bottom in a different way. I look up the bus ticket. It costs $178.  I can’t afford it. “I can’t either,”   Greg says. We don’t buy the ticket. We don’t know what happens.

Sometimes I think, this is either the best excuse for having an emergency credit card—I would have bought him that ticket—or the the worst (I would have bought him that ticket).  

Tickets for Dependents Not Buckled Up

The State of New Jersey of recently passed a law requiring that your pets to wear seat belts while driving in the car. Pet owners will have to purchase a seat belt extension harness for their dog. The maximum fine for not having a seat belt on your dog is $1,000.00. Meanwhile, the maximum fine in NJ for not having a seat belt on your child is $46.00

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Baseball Ticket Pricing More Interesting Than Baseball, For Some

Baseball teams are geeking out on data so they can change the prices of their tickets on the fly—just like airlines. Dynamic pricing! Bam! Zip! Pow! Actually, mostly the teams are trying to stay a step ahead of StubHub, which is just owning ticket sales. At the end of this segment, a StubHub rep is like, Yeahhhh, they can try, but it’s not working. We win. (Paraphrase.)