You can buy a bottle of water with asparagus in it for only $6!
“What the patient really needs is better insurance.”
The physician said it abruptly, matter-of-factly. Her comment was not meant to evoke empathy in the rest of the medical team. She stated it like a diagnosis.
Payment plans are a thing. We can make this work. Maybe I can have a “perfect smile.”
I was very glad that I activated a global cellphone plan before leaving on my trip.
I came of age when music videos were still a big deal, Rolling Stone created controversial covers, and in order to guarantee album sales, an artist had to visit TRL and ham it up with Carson Daly.
I would sum these up as lovely, appropriate, thoughtful gifts that will all eventually be KonMarie’d out of my life.
I whispered to my husband, “Are we insane? A $115 doll? Shouldn’t she be behind glass? What if her hair gets matted?”
When I was a kid, I would say that I never planned on getting married. My mother would laugh and tell me that I would change my mind, but now, after 30 years, I think she finally believes me.
In 2010, I made the hardest, best decision of my life: I broke off my engagement.
Go ahead, ask me about my retainer.