My Summer As a Housekeeper

The summer I was 18, I worked at an amusement park hotel as a housekeeper. The system worked something like this: every morning, we picked up our clipboards from the front desk with our list of rooms for the day, color-coded by what kind of service they needed. Pink was for occupied rooms that just needed a little spiffing, or “makes,” and green for just-vacated rooms that had to be cleaned for guests the following day, or “turnovers”.

The Summer I Worked at a Video Rental Store and People Asked Me About Porn

I worked at a dreary video store chain in the summer between my freshman and sophomore years of college, smack in the middle of the aughts. A unique cultural moment to be sure: Netflix was humming right along, but hadn’t achieved the market supremacy that would one day force all video store chains out of business or into automated kiosks. Enter 19-year-old me, willing to work for minimum wage and be the only staff member in the store during my shift. I was hired straight away.

Every Job I’ve Had: Phone Survey Guy, Market Research Dude, and Economist

When I was a kid, I didn't really have any illusions of being a famous artist or creative type when I grew up. For some reason I had this unexplained fear of starvation (even though I didn't grew up that poor), so I really just wanted a stable, fairly lucrative career that involved a signing bonus and air-conditioned offices. Below are all the jobs I've had on my road to functional adulthood.

The Summer I Flipped A Car

The business opportunity seemed simple: D.J., who was closer to me in age than my dad, is a car enthusiast and had been working odd jobs in the industry, and he had somehow or another acquired a 1994 BMW 535i. This is a desirable car, he explained to me, but it had a few issues: It had been declared totaled by an insurance company, and so didn’t have a road-worthy title. It needed a new clutch and was currently in a tow lot, getting more expensive by the day.

Amy Poehler’s Summer Job

This week's issue of The New Yorker is all about money, with a story about San Francisco's entrepreneurial culture (which to be honest, I don't have much interest in reading about at the moment), but there is also a delightful piece by Amy Poehler about the time she was 17 and worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwick's. When I was a teen, summer jobs were plentiful at the mall or working at Disneyland, and I opted for the former—a decision made because it was a shorter drive.