Dating is hard.

I came to this conclusion early on: two cheap people should never be in a relationship together. When two cheap people get together, they're never able to embrace the joys of capitalism, and their lives are the more boring for it.

I've never bought my own handbag. For years I was afraid to buy my own clothes. For years I didn't need to buy my own clothes. Because my mother bought them all for me.

While dating may engender feelings of self-worth, emotional stability and existential meaning, everyone has, at one time or another, looked at their relationship and asked: How do I make some money off of this?

"He put all their bills on plastic and became the architect of the five digit consumer debt that defined his twenties."