Gold Diggers And Deadbeat Dads

Any gold digger willing to settle for me is lazy or silly or both. This is New York! There are way richer ladies with way higher earning potential who probably also know how to dance.

This Is a Story of Ink, Lasers, and Regret$

Perhaps the saddest thing about my tattoo and its subsequent removal is that I wanted to get rid of it almost as soon as I got it.

Signs Your Summer Internship Is Going Well

“Your boss eats a hot dog during your interview.”